Crime of Fashion: High-waisted pants

Why do high-waisted pants exist?  They make everyone look dumpy.  Thin, willowy, tall, lean models who subsist on only broccoli florets look heavy in high-waisted pants.  They give your a stomach pooch, pad ten extra pounds onto your thighs, and flatten your rear.

From Left: Thigh Clingers, Droopy Crotch, and Pooch Producer.  Super!

We declare them…. A CRIME OF FASHION.

Agree?  Disagree and love this “crime”?  How do you pull off high waisted pants?  Is it the broccoli?  Leave it all below.

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