NO: Palm Bling

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It’s bling! For your… palm?

Ralph Lauren Collection Erista Fabric Wedge

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Check out a wedge from Ralph Lauren that already has me icing my ankles…

NO: Lucien Pellat-Finet Hoodie


Your favorite college sweatshirt with the holes at the sleeves? Or this designer hoodie with the monstrous price tag?

NO: Giuseppe Zanotti Booties


Scary. As. Hell.

NO: Stephen Jones Hat


Part ceiling fan, part cookie cutter, part nightmare. Stick it on your head. It’s fashion.

NO: Moschino Cheap & Chic Stripe Cady Top


An insane price on a rather unimpressive polyester top…

No: Bad Pants… Bad!

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Remember in the 80’s & early 90’s when pants were high-waisted and pleated? Yeah…

NO: Philip B. White Truffle Shampoo


Truffles–the wildly expensive mushroom that people have trained dogs and pigs to hunt out from underground. Now available in sudsy form.

NO: Sonia Rykiel Pants

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An odd print and high waist make these $1,200 pants less than desirable.

NO: Brian Atwood Twinkle Chain Fringe Suede Bootie

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Hairy looking booties for a really hairy price! I must say… NO!