Ralph Lauren Collection Erista Fabric Wedge
Check out a wedge from Ralph Lauren that already has me icing my ankles…
NO: Lucien Pellat-Finet Hoodie
Your favorite college sweatshirt with the holes at the sleeves? Or this designer hoodie with the monstrous price tag?
NO: Giuseppe Zanotti Booties
Scary. As. Hell.
NO: Stephen Jones Hat
Part ceiling fan, part cookie cutter, part nightmare. Stick it on your head. It’s fashion.
NO: Moschino Cheap & Chic Stripe Cady Top
An insane price on a rather unimpressive polyester top…
No: Bad Pants… Bad!
Remember in the 80′s & early 90′s when pants were high-waisted and pleated? Yeah…
NO: Philip B. White Truffle Shampoo
Truffles–the wildly expensive mushroom that people have trained dogs and pigs to hunt out from underground. Now available in sudsy form.
NO: Sonia Rykiel Pants
An odd print and high waist make these $1,200 pants less than desirable.
NO: Brian Atwood Twinkle Chain Fringe Suede Bootie
Hairy looking booties for a really hairy price! I must say… NO!
No: Jc De Castelbajac Vintage Suit
Pink hearts, orange stars, yellow moons, green clovers, blue diamonds, and purple horseshoes. I swear, they’re almost all there.
