A hilarious take on what has already been said.
You had me at Deer Antler Back Scratcher…
“There is a fine line between having a good time and being a wanton slut. I know. My toe has been on that line.” – Blanche Devereaux
Funny. Quirky. Bizarre. Guilty.
The average length of an episode of “How I Met Your Mother” is right around 22 minutes. I have no problem giving up 22 minutes to watch it, unless I can’t stop watching that 22 minutes turns into 44, or 66, or 88, or …………
Everybody here cool if I mainline this chocolate?
An addiction that’s healthy for your body, but perhaps not for your wallet.
The confession of an obsession.
Always a fan of the fabulous Dolly Parton, lately I’ve been starting my work day by listening to “9 to 5.” It’s sort of ironic/ridiculous because I haven’t worked a 9 to 5 schedule in years. But at 7am, in my pajamas, typing away at the laptop, I feel twice as productive–”stumble to the kitchen [...]